best/worst pick up lines

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:30 am

I just thought of this one today...

Quote:

if you let me have your number, i'll let you have my baby.

what do you think? Wink

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:14 pm

providing a pic of your target would help judge whether or not the line is good or not

Newbie Joined: Mar 29, 2007 Posts: 12 Location: UK

"I'd marry your cat just to get in the family."

I can't decide if it's lame or awesome.

Lamesome?

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:48 pm

read a great one in the paper today in an article about pick up lines...

is your nose fake?

i tell no lies, go get a Metro from today 18th April

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:08 pm

I don't get it...How is that a pick up line???

Newbie Joined: Mar 29, 2007 Posts: 12 Location: UK

Best line ever:

"Hai guyz i gots teh AID's! Lulz."

Works like a charm. No joke. It's how my boyfriend got me to like him in the first place. AID's is always funny.

Note: He doesn't actually have AID's, just so you know.

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:07 pm

Kefka wrote:

Best line ever:

"Hai guyz i gots teh AID's! Lulz."

Works like a charm. No joke. It's how my boyfriend got me to like him in the first place. AID's is always funny.

Note: He doesn't actually have AID's, just so you know.

you've got syphilis though. it's true, i gave it to you through an email

Newbie Joined: Mar 29, 2007 Posts: 12 Location: UK

I know.

It's not a status symbol like AID's, though. So like, I'm not cool.

Totally off-topic, but the other half just bought me a PS3 for my 18th birthday next month.

How do I top that on his next birthday?!

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:49 pm

get him the head of tony blair ofcourse.

Newbie Joined: Mar 29, 2007 Posts: 12 Location: UK

sixf00t4 wrote:

get him the head of tony blair ofcourse.

That is the best gift idea EVER.

EVER.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:43 am

he'll be happy with a few vouchers for sexual favours

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:59 am

so i walk to work about 1.2 miles, and I'm always walking next to beautiful girls and i've been thinking of how to strike up conversation, or if it's even possible. since we're in the city, there's always a chance for someone to ask you for change, it's just the way it is. so I came up with a line based on that...

Quote:

Excuse me, can you spare a dollar? (wait for them to find it.)
-if they say no - "that's all right, I was just going to buy a cup of hot chocolate with it and say you bought it for me. Perhaps I can buy you a cup of hot chocolate then?"

-if they say yes - "oh, I don't want the dollar, I was seeing if you and I could get some hot chocolate together."